!! لــذيــذ و رايــق !!
02-04-2007, 06:22ِAM
January to december
sunday to saturday
Am to Pm
....... My feelings for u have never changed
.... u
.... R
.... always
!!!! a HEADACHE to me
, When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you
, the world seems to be fading away
come along with me
!! i'll take u to an eye specialist
? If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell
Ans : the days after marriage
During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit
on the
horse
?
. He is given his last chance to run away
...... Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds
! Open ur eyes
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a
............ fool
............. I wrote ur name on the sands
, it got washed away
.......................... I wrote ur name in air
, it got blown away
............. So i wrote ur name in my heart
i got a HEART ATTACK
. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny
The wife decided to make a wish,too. But she leaned over too
much, fell
. into the well, and drowned
The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really
"! works
LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in
... ashes
But dont worry - we are chain smokers
ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur inocence to a child
but in stupidity
u have no comparison
u r the best
True love is like a pillow
u can hug when u r in trouble
u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy
so when u need true love
spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow
, Dear Friend
, when i ask u flower
u give me bouquet
when i ask u a stone
u give me a statue
when i ask u a feather
u give me peacock
? ARE U REALLY DEAF
; when i call u
;1ring means i'm thinking of u
;2ring means i like u
;3means i miss u
4means ........pick d phone idiot
....... The human brain is most outstanding thing
..... it functions 24hrs 365 days
it functions right from the time u r Born....until you fall in
love
SMILE - is a language of love
... SMILE - is a source to win hearts
SMILE - creates greatness in ur personality
.... SO
Brush ur Teeth today onwards
sunday to saturday
Am to Pm
....... My feelings for u have never changed
.... u
.... R
.... always
!!!! a HEADACHE to me
, When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you
, the world seems to be fading away
come along with me
!! i'll take u to an eye specialist
? If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell
Ans : the days after marriage
During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit
on the
horse
?
. He is given his last chance to run away
...... Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds
! Open ur eyes
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a
............ fool
............. I wrote ur name on the sands
, it got washed away
.......................... I wrote ur name in air
, it got blown away
............. So i wrote ur name in my heart
i got a HEART ATTACK
. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny
The wife decided to make a wish,too. But she leaned over too
much, fell
. into the well, and drowned
The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really
"! works
LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in
... ashes
But dont worry - we are chain smokers
ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur inocence to a child
but in stupidity
u have no comparison
u r the best
True love is like a pillow
u can hug when u r in trouble
u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy
so when u need true love
spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow
, Dear Friend
, when i ask u flower
u give me bouquet
when i ask u a stone
u give me a statue
when i ask u a feather
u give me peacock
? ARE U REALLY DEAF
; when i call u
;1ring means i'm thinking of u
;2ring means i like u
;3means i miss u
4means ........pick d phone idiot
....... The human brain is most outstanding thing
..... it functions 24hrs 365 days
it functions right from the time u r Born....until you fall in
love
SMILE - is a language of love
... SMILE - is a source to win hearts
SMILE - creates greatness in ur personality
.... SO
Brush ur Teeth today onwards